Silly Humans

Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?

Humans are funny creatures aren’t they?

When Ise and I first came to our new home at 4 months old we had a little room all to ourselves. It was fine at the time you see because we had all we needed right there in that room. We were pretty small and a little scared too so being confined to a small room was A-Okay by me. The humans would come in to see us every now and then and boy oh boy did we purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in delight when they did. Time seemed to fly by and before you knew it they were releasing us from our small room and suddenly we had a new found freedom. Rooms everywhere to explore. I was a bit timid at first, so I let Ise take the lead ( I think that’s how she got so full of herself, my sister seems to think she’s in charge most of the time rolls eyes ). Before you knew it though I was running around everywhere and getting into anything and everything I could. I got the feeling my humans weren’t too impressed with me because often I’d hear them yell “ZEUS!” in that tone that really says “You are driving me crazy!” I heard the word No alot as well. I mean come on humans, why’d you let me out if you didn’t want me to go everywhere? (rolls eyes again) I didn’t let their yells stop me though, I simply had to go everywhere I could. Pepper wasn’t thrilled with us at all. Anytime I got close to her she would hiss at me like you wouldn’t believe. That didn’t stop me either, in fact I’d make a point of swatting at her tail every chance I could get just to annoy her heeheeheehee MEOW!

We pretty much had the run of the house now but there was still an obstacle in our way. The kitchen door was always closed and after a few weeks I decide I wanted to know what was on the other side. I managed to get through a few times but my humans always caught me before I could get anywhere. They were pretty careful after that, so I decided until they opened that door I was gonna drive them nuts. I started jumping up on the sink getting water everywhere causing a few stern ZEUS NO, or ZEUS STOP THAT. Then I decided I’d jump up on the stove while they were cooking. They really didn’t like that but oh well I thought it was fun. Didn’t they understand I wanted what was behind that door? All they had to do was open that door and I’d stop bothering them!

Well the day finally came and the door was open! TA DA!!! Meowzers there is like a whole nother level! They have been holding out on me. Ise and I went down the stairs to find a whole new place to discover. My humans seemed nervous though. They followed us anywhere we went. Sheesh humans gives us a little space here. They tried to keep us out of certain places, but they are just humans, they couldn’t possibly know that if there is a will there is a way, and sure enough we found our way into all of it. They soon gave up and we had the lay of the land.

Oh I lied earlier when I said I’d stop bothering them. I’m a cat, its my job to annoy.

There was one last place to conquer. I knew my humans were gonna have a fit, but did I care? Nope! I’m a tree dweller folks, so I must find my way up there. My human was in the room on the computer, but she didn’t notice me. I figured now was the time to go for it. So I jumped up on my play gym and spotted the hole. I turned around one last time to see if she spotted me. Nope she’s too busy so here goes nothing! JUMP!!! haha I DID IT MEOW! I found my way up to the ceiling. Not much room but I’m small Uh Oh my human heard me up here, I’m in trouble now!